Here are some other lessons learned in my stint of parenthood:
If you spray hairspray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can sometimes ignite.
Legos will eventually pass through the digestive tract of a 6 yr old. However, Duplos will not.
A 3 year olds voice is louder than everyone else in the store when asking, “Why is that man so fat?” as a big man comes out of the bathroom. Their voice is also louder than anything in the store when pushed into the bathroom and blurting out before you shut the door, “Why does it stink in here?”
A 6 year old can start a fire with a magnifying glass even though a certain grown man/husband/father can’t, and furthermore swears to his wife that it can only be done in the movies or on TV. And a 6 year old can even do it on an overcast day.
Super Glue is forever.
Look, life sucks, but God’s good.
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